Personalised Funny Dog Portrait, Custom Pet Wall Art (A5/A4 Print)

THE UNFILTERED COLLECTION 🐾
DOG FILE MANOR | PERSONALISED FUNNY DOG PORTRAITS

Your dog. Their bad habits. Your wall.

Every dog has a story. Some are just slightly more embarrassing than others.

Does your dog follow you into the bathroom? Steal your socks? Refuse to get out of bed? Or return from a five-minute garden visit looking like they've excavated the entire neighbourhood?

Welcome to **The Unfiltered Collection** — personalised dog portraits celebrating the hilarious, mischievous and wonderfully ridiculous habits that make our dogs who they are.

Using photographs of your own dog, we'll create a realistic, beautifully styled portrait capturing their unique personality and that little habit you know all too well.

Funny enough to make you smile. Beautiful enough to hang on your wall.

CHOOSE YOUR PRINT SIZE

A5 Unframed Print — £14.99

A4 Unframed Print — £19.99

Both sizes include FREE UK delivery.

Your portrait is professionally printed in-house on premium photographic paper, carefully packaged and delivered ready for you to frame.

HOW TO ORDER

1. Choose your size

Select A5 or A4 from the options.

2. Upload your dog's photographs

Upload up to three clear photographs of your dog at checkout. Photographs showing their face, colouring and distinctive markings work best.

3. Tell us about their funny habit

This is where the fun begins!

Tell us what your dog does that makes you laugh, sigh or question who's actually in charge of the household.

Maybe they're a professional sock thief, a duvet hogger, a bathroom supervisor or an enthusiastic mud collector.

The more personality you share, the more individual we can make their portrait.

4. We create your artwork

We'll create a personalised, realistic scene featuring your dog and their chosen habit, with carefully considered surroundings and an understated caption where appropriate.

5. Approve your portrait

We'll send a digital proof through Etsy Messages for your approval.

One small revision is included if needed.

6. We print and deliver

Once approved, we'll print your portrait, carefully package it and send it on its way.

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE

- One personalised funny dog portrait featuring your own dog
- Your choice of A5 or A4 print
- Premium photographic paper
- A beautiful, realistic scene inspired by your dog's actual personality
- An optional understated name or humorous caption
- A digital proof before printing
- One small revision if required
- FREE UK delivery

A LITTLE INSPIRATION FROM OUR RESIDENT TROUBLEMAKERS

Meet some of The Unfiltered Collection:

BERTIE — The Window Watcher

DOTTIE — The Duvet Hogger

MILO — The Upside-Down Lounger

PHOEBE — The Privacy Invader

REGGIE — The Sock Thief

ROSIE — The Mud Magnet

These are examples of the kind of personalised scenes we can create. Your portrait will feature YOUR dog and their own funny habit.

PLEASE NOTE

- This listing is for one physical, unframed print.
- Frames, mounts and decorative props shown in photographs are not included.
- Each portrait is individually created using AI-assisted image generation, personal creative direction and careful review.
- Please provide clear photographs that you have permission to use.
- Colours may vary slightly between screens and printed artwork.
- Your portrait is for personal use only; commercial reproduction is not included.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DOG PEOPLE

A thoughtful, funny and genuinely personal gift for dog lovers, birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings or anyone whose dog runs the household.

Because the best thing about our dogs isn't always their perfect behaviour.

Sometimes it's their complete lack of it.

DOG FILE MANOR
Every Dog Has a Story. 🐾