Funny Greyhound Card, Lazy Dog Gift, Professional Napper Greeting Card (A5)

LAZY DOG — GREYHOUND 🐾💜
Professional Napper.

“Going fast is exhausting.
That’s why I only do it occasionally.” 😂

The Greyhound may look like they should spend their days hurtling around at 40mph, but anyone who actually lives with one knows the truth: they are world-class sofa ornaments.

Part of The Dog Files — Lazy Dogs Collection, this funny Greyhound card celebrates the gentle, affectionate and spectacularly lazy personality of the breed that can go from lightning-fast to completely horizontal in seconds.

Choose between two Lazy Dog designs:

🛋️ The Lounge — for the Greyhound who has discovered that sofas are considerably more comfortable than running and sees absolutely no reason to reconsider that decision.

🌿 The Conservatory — for the Greyhound who enjoys doing nothing somewhere slightly more scenic — preferably stretched across a warm patch of sunshine like an extremely long, elegant rug. 😂

Each design features breed-inspired Personality Traits, Known For moments and Warning Labels, capturing those wonderfully familiar Greyhound habits their humans instantly recognise.

Perfect for Greyhound owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous or anyone who has discovered that adopting a former athlete mainly involves providing them with increasingly comfortable places to sleep.

CARD DETAILS
• A5 greeting card
• Professionally printed
• Supplied with envelope
• Blank inside as standard
• Add your own inside message for £1 extra
• Choose your preferred Lazy Dog design before ordering
• Designed by The Dog Files UK

Built for speed.

Personally committed to the sofa. 😂💜🐾