Funny English Bulldog Gift, Goofy Dog Card, Dog Mum Birthday Card

GOOFY DOG — GOLDEN RETRIEVER 🐾💛
Pure heart. Questionable decisions.

The Golden Retriever: loving, loyal, ridiculously enthusiastic… and somehow capable of turning five unsupervised minutes into a full household incident. 😂

Part of The Dog Files — Goofy Dogs Collection, this funny Golden Retriever card celebrates the lovable chaos of one of Britain’s favourite breeds — complete with their own personality traits, things they’re known for, warning label and gloriously goofy behaviour.

Choose between two Goofy Dog designs:

🐾 Zoomies — for the Golden whose enthusiasm regularly exceeds the available floor space.
🗑️ Bin Raider — for the Golden who considers the kitchen bin less of a bin and more of a buffet with a lid.

Perfect for Golden Retriever owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous, or simply sending to somebody who will look at it and immediately say, “That is EXACTLY my dog.”

CARD DETAILS
• A5 greeting card
• Professionally printed
• Supplied with envelope
• Blank inside as standard
• Add your own inside message for £1 extra
• Choose your preferred Goofy Dog design before ordering
• Designed by The Dog Files UK

Because some dogs behave.

Golden Retrievers bring the entertainment. 💛🐾

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£5.50 + £1 optional inside message, same blueprint as the others. BOOM. Next inmate of Goofy Dog Manor please. 😂🐾🏰

next the english bulldog

Ohhhh yes 😂🐾 English Bulldog Goofy Dog — built like a tank, behaves like a toddler, sleeps like he’s worked a 14-hour shift. Here we go:

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GOOFY DOG — ENGLISH BULLDOG 🐾😂
Professional napper. Amateur troublemaker.

The English Bulldog has perfected a very particular lifestyle: maximum personality, minimum unnecessary movement. Unless, of course, there’s food involved. Then suddenly we discover hidden athletic ability. 😂

Part of The Dog Files — Goofy Dogs Collection, this funny English Bulldog card celebrates that unmistakable combination of stubbornness, comedy, affection and absolutely shameless behaviour that Bulldog people know all too well.

Choose between two Goofy Dog designs:

⚡ Zoomies — that rare but spectacular moment when the Bulldog engine unexpectedly fires up and everybody needs to clear the runway.

🗑️ Bin Raider — because why waste energy looking for trouble when there’s perfectly good trouble sitting right there in the kitchen bin?

Each design is packed with breed-inspired pawsonality traits, things they’re known for, warning labels and wonderfully ridiculous Bulldog behaviour.

Perfect for English Bulldog owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous or simply for the person whose Bulldog basically runs the household.

CARD DETAILS
• A5 greeting card
• Professionally printed
• Supplied with envelope
• Blank inside as standard
• Add your own inside message for £1 extra
• Choose your preferred Goofy Dog design before ordering
• Designed by The Dog Files UK

Some dogs bring elegance.

Bulldogs bring snacks, snores and absolutely no regrets. 😂🐾