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NOTHING WAKES A MUM FASTER THAN REMEMBERING…
'THE FUCKING ELF'
3:17am
Fast asleep.

Then suddenly your eyes ping open because somewhere downstairs that smug little bastard is still sitting exactly where you left him yesterday.

If you know, you KNOW. 😂

A funny Christmas card for the Mum who has spent December keeping the Christmas magic alive moving elves, inventing increasingly ridiculous scenarios and occasionally waking in the middle of the night thinking…
THE ELF.
Finished with:
Have an Elfy Christmas, Mum ❤️

Perfect for Mums who survived or are currently surviving the Elf years and deserve a bloody medal for services to Christmas.

CARD DETAILS
• High-quality A5 Christmas card
• Premium 300gsm card
• Blank inside as standard
• Personalised inside message available
• Includes envelope
• FREE UK delivery
• Dispatched within 1–3 working days
• Designed by Studio Gen UK

PERSONALISATION
Want us to print your own message inside? Add your wording when ordering and we'll print it exactly as supplied.

A LITTLE NOTE ABOUT OUR ARTWORK
Studio Gen UK designs combine original creative concepts, humour, digital design and AI-assisted artwork as part of our design process. Every finished card is developed, selected and prepared by us for print.

Part of the Studio Gen UK Christmas Collection — for the women doing approximately 97% of the Christmas magic while everyone else wonders how it all happened. 😂❤️