Funny Boxer Dog Card, Goofy Breed Birthday Greeting (A5)

GOOFY DOG — BOXER 🤪🐾
Full speed. Zero brakes. Absolutely no idea how things escalated this quickly.

The Boxer approaches life with enthusiasm, questionable coordination and the firm belief that every moment has the potential to become an event. 😂

Playful, affectionate and gloriously ridiculous, they can go from peacefully snoozing to travelling through the living room at approximately 70mph for absolutely no identifiable reason.

Part of The Dog Files — Goofy Dogs Collection, this funny Boxer card celebrates the lovable clown who brings chaos, laughter and the occasional flying cushion into everyday life.

🤪 CHOOSE YOUR GOOFY STYLE

Your Boxer comes in two brilliantly ridiculous designs:

💨 Zoomies
For the Boxer whose internal chaos button has suddenly been activated. Furniture becomes an obstacle course, personal space disappears and brakes are apparently an optional extra.

🗑️ Bin Raider
For the Boxer who wasn't raiding the bin. They were conducting a highly important investigation into something that smelled suspiciously like last night's dinner. 😂

Simply choose your favourite from the Goofy Style menu when ordering.

Both designs feature funny breed-inspired Personality Traits, Known For moments and a suitably ridiculous Warning Label — celebrating all those wonderfully daft Boxer behaviours their humans recognise instantly.

CARD DETAILS

A5 greeting card
Blank inside as standard
Envelope included
Professionally printed
Designed in the UK by The Dog Files

💌 Want us to print your message inside?
Select Inside Message +£1 and enter your wording when ordering.

🐾 LOVE THIS BUT CAN'T SEE YOUR BREED?

Don't worry — we can create a Goofy Dog card for your breed. Look for our Create My Goofy Breed listing and tell us which breed you'd like us to add.

Once created, that breed joins the permanent Goofy Dogs Collection. 🤪🐾

Because dignity is overrated. 😂