English Bulldog Card, Lazy Dog Gift, Dog Mum Present

LAZY DOG — ENGLISH BULLDOG 🐾💜
Professional Napper.

Exercise?
Let’s not ruin a perfectly good nap. 😂

The English Bulldog has mastered something the rest of us spend years trying to achieve — doing absolutely nothing and feeling zero guilt about it.

Part of The Dog Files — Lazy Dogs Collection, this funny English Bulldog card celebrates the laid-back, sofa-loving, gloriously stubborn Bulldog who firmly believes that getting comfortable is an occupation in its own right.

Choose between two Lazy Dog designs:

🛋️ The Lounge — for the Bulldog who has claimed the best seat in the house, knows exactly where the remote is and has absolutely no intention of moving just because you would like to sit down.

🌿 The Conservatory — for the Bulldog who prefers their naps with a little sunshine, fresh air and the ambience of someone who has essentially retired despite never having had a job. 😂

Each design features breed-inspired Personality Traits, Known For moments and Warning Labels, celebrating all those wonderfully lazy Bulldog habits their humans know so well.

Perfect for English Bulldog owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous or simply the person whose Bulldog has somehow acquired more furniture than they have.

CARD DETAILS
• A5 greeting card
• Professionally printed
• Supplied with envelope
• Blank inside as standard
• Add your own inside message for £1 extra
• Choose your preferred Lazy Dog design before ordering
• Designed by The Dog Files UK

Some dogs need two walks a day.

The English Bulldog would like to discuss whether either of those are strictly necessary. 😂💜🐾