{"product_id":"funny-staffordshire-bull-terrier-card-77239","title":"Funny Staffordshire Bull Terrier Card, Staffy Dog Lover Gift (A5 Greeting Card)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDUDE, THAT’S MY DOG! — STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER 🖤🐾\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt like a bodyguard. Sleeps like a toddler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll muscle on the outside. Absolute baby underneath. 😂🧸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Staffordshire Bull Terrier card celebrates the Staffy we all know and adore — fiercely loyal, permanently attached to their human and quite capable of looking like household security right up until bedtime, when apparently only blankets, cuddles and a favourite teddy will do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Dude, That’s My Dog! Collection, this design captures that wonderful Staffy contradiction: powerful enough to look after the entire family, soft enough to require emotional support bedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing funny little Staffy truths including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Velcro Dog — always by your side\u003cbr\u003e\n🧸 Certified Cuddle Addict — professional-level snuggler\u003cbr\u003e\n🛏️ Emotionally Attached to Blankets — security blanket is life\u003cbr\u003e\n👶 Tiny Baby in a Brick-House Body — soft heart, big muscles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Staffy mums, Staffy dads, dog lovers, birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or simply for somebody who knows their tough-looking Staffy is actually one enormous cuddle monster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• A5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Staffordshire Bull Terrier design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Supplied with envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose to have the card sent to you or directly to the recipient\u003cbr\u003e\n• Leave blank inside, or add your own personalised inside message for £1 extra\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned with humour, affection and a suspicious amount of knowledge about what dogs really get up to behind closed doors. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dog Files UK\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause every dog has a file.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me","offer_id":55261171024215,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient","offer_id":55261171056983,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8429319452_g50w.jpg?v=1791182085","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-staffordshire-bull-terrier-card-77239","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}