{"product_id":"funny-greyhound-card-lazy-dog-gift-73217","title":"Funny Greyhound Card, Lazy Dog Gift, Professional Napper Greeting Card (A5)","description":"\u003cp\u003eLAZY DOG — GREYHOUND 🐾💜\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessional Napper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Going fast is exhausting.\u003cbr\u003e\nThat’s why I only do it occasionally.” 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Greyhound may look like they should spend their days hurtling around at 40mph, but anyone who actually lives with one knows the truth: they are world-class sofa ornaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Lazy Dogs Collection, this funny Greyhound card celebrates the gentle, affectionate and spectacularly lazy personality of the breed that can go from lightning-fast to completely horizontal in seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between two Lazy Dog designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛋️ The Lounge — for the Greyhound who has discovered that sofas are considerably more comfortable than running and sees absolutely no reason to reconsider that decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 The Conservatory — for the Greyhound who enjoys doing nothing somewhere slightly more scenic — preferably stretched across a warm patch of sunshine like an extremely long, elegant rug. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach design features breed-inspired Personality Traits, Known For moments and Warning Labels, capturing those wonderfully familiar Greyhound habits their humans instantly recognise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Greyhound owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous or anyone who has discovered that adopting a former athlete mainly involves providing them with increasingly comfortable places to sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• A5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Supplied with envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside as standard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add your own inside message for £1 extra\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose your preferred Lazy Dog design before ordering\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed by The Dog Files UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePersonally committed to the sofa. 😂💜🐾\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me \/ The Lounge","offer_id":55261299147095,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Me \/ Conservatory","offer_id":55261299179863,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ The Lounge","offer_id":55261299212631,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Conservatory","offer_id":55261299245399,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8477147461_qebx.jpg?v=1791182209","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-greyhound-card-lazy-dog-gift-73217","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}