{"product_id":"funny-german-shepherd-card-alsatian-dog-04622","title":"Funny German Shepherd Card, Alsatian Dog Lover Gift, Birthday Greeting (A5)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDUDE, THAT’S MY DOG! — GERMAN SHEPHERD 🖤🐾\u003cbr\u003e\nWill protect the family. Terrified of the vacuum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFearless guardian of the house. Protector of the family. Highly trained security professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen somebody gets the Hoover out. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Dude, That’s My Dog! Collection, this funny German Shepherd card celebrates the wonderfully contradictory personality behind one of our most loyal and intelligent breeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrave, devoted and permanently on patrol, the German Shepherd takes household security extremely seriously — although certain domestic appliances remain under active investigation. 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing some classic German Shepherd truths:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛡️ Loyal Guardian — would take a bullet for their people\u003cbr\u003e\n🧠 Highly Intelligent — knows 47 commands, chooses to ignore 46\u003cbr\u003e\n🐾 Patrol Specialist — always on duty, even in the garden\u003cbr\u003e\n🧹 Suspicious of Household Appliances — vacuum, hairdryer, blender... all threats\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for German Shepherd mums, dads and owners, Alsatian lovers, birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or anyone who shares their home with their own four-legged security department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• A5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\n• German Shepherd design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Supplied with envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose delivery to yourself or directly to the recipient\u003cbr\u003e\n• Leave blank inside, or add your own personalised inside message for £1 extra\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny, affectionate and made for the people who look at it and immediately say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Dude... that’s MY dog!” 😂🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dog Files UK\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause every dog has a file.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me","offer_id":55271101071703,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient","offer_id":55271101104471,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8429328850_ahzw.jpg?v=1791182198","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-german-shepherd-card-alsatian-dog-04622","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}