{"product_id":"funny-english-bulldog-gift-goofy-dog-49515","title":"Funny English Bulldog Gift, Goofy Dog Card, Dog Mum Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGOOFY DOG — GOLDEN RETRIEVER 🐾💛\u003cbr\u003e\nPure heart. Questionable decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Golden Retriever: loving, loyal, ridiculously enthusiastic… and somehow capable of turning five unsupervised minutes into a full household incident. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Goofy Dogs Collection, this funny Golden Retriever card celebrates the lovable chaos of one of Britain’s favourite breeds — complete with their own personality traits, things they’re known for, warning label and gloriously goofy behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between two Goofy Dog designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Zoomies — for the Golden whose enthusiasm regularly exceeds the available floor space.\u003cbr\u003e\n🗑️ Bin Raider — for the Golden who considers the kitchen bin less of a bin and more of a buffet with a lid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Golden Retriever owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous, or simply sending to somebody who will look at it and immediately say, “That is EXACTLY my dog.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• A5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Supplied with envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside as standard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add your own inside message for £1 extra\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose your preferred Goofy Dog design before ordering\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed by The Dog Files UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some dogs behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolden Retrievers bring the entertainment. 💛🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13 TAGS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003egolden retriever, golden retriever card, golden retriever gift, funny dog card, goofy dog card, dog lover gift, dog mum card, dog dad card, dog birthday card, retriever gift, funny pet card, dog owner gift, golden retriever mum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e£5.50 + £1 optional inside message, same blueprint as the others. BOOM. Next inmate of Goofy Dog Manor please. 😂🐾🏰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003enext the english bulldog\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOhhhh yes 😂🐾 English Bulldog Goofy Dog — built like a tank, behaves like a toddler, sleeps like he’s worked a 14-hour shift. Here we go:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTITLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnglish Bulldog Card, Funny Bulldog Dog Card, Goofy Dog Gift, English Bulldog Gift, Dog Mum Card, Dog Lover Birthday Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGOOFY DOG — ENGLISH BULLDOG 🐾😂\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessional napper. Amateur troublemaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe English Bulldog has perfected a very particular lifestyle: maximum personality, minimum unnecessary movement. Unless, of course, there’s food involved. Then suddenly we discover hidden athletic ability. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Goofy Dogs Collection, this funny English Bulldog card celebrates that unmistakable combination of stubbornness, comedy, affection and absolutely shameless behaviour that Bulldog people know all too well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between two Goofy Dog designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚡ Zoomies — that rare but spectacular moment when the Bulldog engine unexpectedly fires up and everybody needs to clear the runway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🗑️ Bin Raider — because why waste energy looking for trouble when there’s perfectly good trouble sitting right there in the kitchen bin?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach design is packed with breed-inspired pawsonality traits, things they’re known for, warning labels and wonderfully ridiculous Bulldog behaviour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for English Bulldog owners, dog mums, dog dads, birthdays, thank-yous or simply for the person whose Bulldog basically runs the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• A5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Supplied with envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside as standard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add your own inside message for £1 extra\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose your preferred Goofy Dog design before ordering\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed by The Dog Files UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome dogs bring elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBulldogs bring snacks, snores and absolutely no regrets. 😂🐾\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me \/ Bin Raider","offer_id":55261195600215,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Me \/ Zoomies","offer_id":55261195632983,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Bin Raider","offer_id":55261195665751,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Zoomies","offer_id":55261195698519,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8429075748_p2rn.jpg?v=1791182104","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-english-bulldog-gift-goofy-dog-49515","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}