{"product_id":"funny-dog-christmas-card-choose-your-46105","title":"Funny Dog Christmas Card, Choose Your Breed or Add Your Dog, It Wasn’t Me The Tree Fainted, Personalised Xmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eIT WASN’T ME. THE TREE FAINTED. 🎄🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Christmas tree is horizontal.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe baubles are everywhere.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe suspect was found at the scene wearing tinsel.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut frankly, they’re offended you even asked. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to The Dog Files: Christmas Tree Incident a funny Christmas card for dog owners who know that when festive chaos happens, the dog is almost certainly completely innocent.\u003cbr\u003e\nProbably.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned in our signature Dog Files case-file style, complete with evidence, exhibits and one extremely uncooperative prime suspect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan’t see your breed?\u003cbr\u003e\nTell us what breed you need and we’ll create it for you.\u003cbr\u003e\nWant YOUR actual dog on the card?\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose Add Your Own Dog and send us a clear photo. We’ll use your dog as the star of the Christmas Tree Incident tinsel, evidence and accusations included. 😂🎄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n• High-quality A5 Christmas card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium 300gsm card\u003cbr\u003e\n• Choose your dog breed\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside as standard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Personalised inside message available\u003cbr\u003e\n• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e\n• FREE UK delivery\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dispatched within 1–3 working days\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed by The Dog Files \/ Studio Gen UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA LITTLE NOTE ABOUT OUR ARTWORK\u003cbr\u003e\nOur designs combine original creative concepts, humour, digital design and AI-assisted artwork as part of our design process. Each finished design is developed, selected and prepared by us for print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for dog mums, dog dads, friends, family — or anyone whose dog has a long and distinguished history of denying absolutely everything. 😂🐾\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me \/ Other breed tell us","offer_id":55293276848471,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Me \/ Add your own dog","offer_id":55293276881239,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Other breed tell us","offer_id":55293276914007,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Add your own dog","offer_id":55293276946775,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8632248748_e06r.jpg?v=1791293121","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-dog-christmas-card-choose-your-46105","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}