{"product_id":"funny-cocker-spaniel-dog-card-dramatic-33993","title":"Funny Cocker Spaniel Dog Card, Dramatic Bath Time Gift (A5)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDRAMATIC DOG — COCKER SPANIEL 🎭🐾\u003cbr\u003e\nBeautiful eyes. Big feelings. Absolutely devastating levels of emotional blackmail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cocker Spaniel has perfected the look. 👀 You know the one — those enormous soulful eyes that can make you question every decision you've ever made and apologise for something you haven't even done yet. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffectionate, energetic and wonderfully expressive, Cockers don't need words to tell you when they're unimpressed. Their face has already submitted the complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of The Dog Files — Dramatic Dogs Collection, this funny Cocker Spaniel card celebrates the gorgeous little drama merchant who can turn life's smallest inconvenience into a deeply personal betrayal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎭 CHOOSE YOUR DRAMATIC STYLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Cocker Spaniel comes in two brilliantly dramatic designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛁 Bath Time Drama\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the Cocker who somehow found the filthiest puddle on the walk but is now absolutely appalled by your suggestion that they require a bath. Apparently mud is acceptable. Shampoo is not. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Walkies Drama\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the Cocker who lives for walkies — until the route, weather, pace or proposed journey home fails to meet their expectations. Cue the eyes. THE EYES. 👀😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimply choose your favourite from the Dramatic Style menu when ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth designs feature funny breed-inspired Personality Traits, Known For moments and a suitably dramatic Warning Label — celebrating those unmistakable Cocker Spaniel behaviours their humans recognise instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARD DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA5 greeting card\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside as standard\u003cbr\u003e\nEnvelope included\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessionally printed\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned in the UK by The Dog Files\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Want us to print your message inside?\u003cbr\u003e\nSelect Inside Message +£1 and enter your wording when ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 LOVE THIS BUT CAN'T SEE YOUR BREED?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't worry — we can create a Dramatic Dog card for your breed. Look for our Create My Dramatic Breed listing and tell us which breed you'd like us to add.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce created, that breed joins the permanent Dramatic Dogs Collection. 🎭🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some dogs have feelings. Dramatic Dogs have productions. 😂🎭\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Studio Gen Uk","offers":[{"title":"Send to Me \/ Bath Time Drama","offer_id":55261331751255,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Me \/ Walkies Drama","offer_id":55261331784023,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Bath Time Drama","offer_id":55261331816791,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Send to Recipient \/ Walkies Drama","offer_id":55261331849559,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/0511\/4199\/files\/il_fullxfull.8476791839_owxe.jpg?v=1791182269","url":"https:\/\/studiogenuk.co.uk\/products\/funny-cocker-spaniel-dog-card-dramatic-33993","provider":"Studio Gen UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}